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Some things just have your name written all over them. Others immediately remind you of that one friend who absolutely should not be encouraged.

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A white ceramic mug with a red interior and red handle, featuring a cartoon angry unicorn with a rainbow mane and bold black text that reads, 'Back the FUCK up SPARKLE TITS Today is NOT the Day I WILL SHANK YOU WITH MY HORN.'. from coffee and moo nz.

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Definitely recommend Coffee and Moo. My purchase arrived quickly and well packed. The cups were a good size, and the owners are super friendly people. Excellent service.

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Absolutely love my tuxedo cat mug, it is the perfect size, great quality, and super funny! Highly recommend.

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I would highly recommend Coffee and Moo. The job they did for me was absolutely amazing. It only took overnight for the delivery. The owners are fabulous 👌

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I would love to recommend Coffee and Moo ive bought stuff off them they do an amazing job and so fast and quick to get there finished products out to people who buy off them highly recommened them to anyone

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Amazing small business! couldn’t recommend more stunning mugs and tumblers 🫶🏻

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OUR STORY

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Coffee & Moo started with two lifelong loves... coffee and cows.

Created by me, Doreen, and encouraged by one very patient dairy farmer husband, it started as a creative outlet and somehow turned into a small New Zealand business for people who like their stuff with a bit more personality.

Around here, we like things funny, cheeky and occasionally completely unhinged — the kind of stuff that makes you think “that’s so me” or “OMG, you NEED this.”

Welcome to Coffee & Moo. Things are a little feral around here. 🐄☕

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