FIND YOUR FERAL.
Soft on the Outside. Feral Underneath.
Mugs & apparel for the cute-but-chaotic—perfect for those who embrace their wild side.
Are you tired of bland mugs and generic tees that don’t quite capture your unique spirit?
You’ve found your herd.
At Coffee and Moo, we craft humorous coffee mugs and personality apparel in New Zealand for those who run on caffeine, chaos, and a sharp wit. We believe your daily brew and your style should reflect your true self – from our cute mugs to sassy t-shirts, and our unapologetically R18 designs. Each piece is hand-pressed in New Zealand, designed to help you express your mood, loud and proud.
FAN FAVOURITES
The designs everyone swears they bought as a gift (but secretly kept).
Coffee Lover Highland Cow Cute Farm-Core Coffee Mug
Utterly adorable: This Highland Cow mug brings pure farm-core charm to your daily coffee.
Funny Aunticorn Unicorn Mug – Gift for Aunt
Unleash her inner magic (and a good laugh) with this funny Aunticorn mug – the perfect gift for your favourite aunt!
Beanie Sloth with Coffee & Phone Mug
Your spirit animal for slow mornings: This beanie sloth mug perfectly gets the coffee + phone vibe.
Back the F Up Sparkle Tits Mug – Funny Unicorn Coffee Mug
Sparkle with attitude: This funny unicorn mug tells it like it is, with zero filter and maximum sass.
Choose Your Chaos
Cute. Cheeky. Slightly unhinged.
Cute & Cozy Gifts
Snuggle up with a smile. Our cute and cozy collection brings warmth and whimsy to your everyday. Perfect for slow mornings, comfy evenings, and those who love to feel good, inside and out.
Cheeky & Sassy Gifts
Sweet Smile. Sharp Tongue. Playful one-liners, bold energy and mugs with main-character confidence. Perfect for the friend who says what everyone else won’t.
After Dark Gifts
For the slightly cheeky side…
Adults Only Mugs.
No Apologies. Spicy humour, bold jokes and “don’t open this at work” energy. Cheeky — Not safe for the milking shed.
Cow Lover Gifts
Where Coffee Meets Country. Highland cows, farm charm and rustic coziness — it's the very heart of Coffee & Moo, bringing you designs that are warm, wholesome, and just a little bit wild.
Funny & Relatable GIFTS
Laugh Loud. Sip Proud. Repeat. Bold humour, sarcastic chaos, and mugs that say what everyone else is thinking. Perfect for people who cope with caffeine and comedy.
Giftable Gifts
Because Basic Gifts Are Boring. Personal, playful and guaranteed-to-get-a-reaction mugs for birthdays, workmates, parents, besties and “I saw this and thought of you” moments.
Seasonal & Holiday Gifts
Festive. Slightly Unhinged. Memorable. Christmas chaos, Valentine sass, Easter sweetness and seasonal sarcasm — mugs made for moments that deserve personality.
Kiwiana/NZ Vibes Gifts
Proudly Kiwi Mugs. Slightly Feral. Classic NZ humour, rural charm and designs that feel like home — whether you’re gifting local or sending a little slice of Aotearoa overseas.
FIND YOUR VIBE — FROM ADORABLE TO UNHINGED
🐄 Because your mug says way more about your personality than you think…(and some of you should be concerned).
TAKE OUR QUIZ & FIND OUT: WHAT MUG VIBE ARE YOU?
🚚 Fast NZ Shipping - Reliable Australia Delivery
🎨 Curated With Love by a Kiwi Mum.
WELCOME TO COFFEE AND MOO
Your home for unique and humorous coffee mugs, featuring cute, cozy, cheeky, and R18 designs — all designed to match your mood (and your morning brew)." We’re a small NZ business creating high-quality printed mugs that make the perfect gift for friends, family… or yourself.
"Whether you love funny mugs, Highland cow mugs, aesthetic mugs, rude mugs, personalized-style designs, or just great humorous coffee mugs, you’ll find your new favourite here." Discover the cutest mugs NZ shoppers adore, with every piece printed and hand-pressed right here in New Zealand.
⭐ WHY CHOOSE COFFEE & MOO?
More than a mug — it’s a mood.
✨ One-of-a-kind designs
Created with heart, humour & creativity — our mugs NZ shoppers love for their uniqueness.
🐮 Small business with a big heart
Every order supports a dream, not a factory. As a proud local maker, we hand-press all our mugs NZ right here in Aotearoa with care in every cup.
☕ Premium quality mugs
Durable ceramic + crisp, vibrant sublimation prints made to last — because your favourite mugs NZ should stay favourites for years.
🎁 Perfect for gifting
Whether it’s cute, cheeky or sentimental — our mugs make meaningful, personal gifts.
💬 Designed for every mood
From cozy to chaotic, there’s a mug that matches your vibe (and your brew).
⭐ OUR STORY
🐮 From Calm Farm Wife to Mug-Making Feral Gremlin
Coffee & Moo began the way most of my wildly questionable ideas do:
with too much coffee, a cow obsession, and one dairy farmer husband who said,
“Do what makes you happy.”
Fast-forward five minutes and suddenly:
the dining table vanished under mug blanks
the spare room became a ceramic daycare
the hallway turned into a packing track
and the cows outside became my emotional support consultants
Now I press every mug by hand here in rural NZ —
powered by caffeine, chaos, and the eye rolls of one very patient husband.
If you’re cute, chaotic, cow-obsessed, or laugh at things you probably shouldn’t…
welcome to Coffee & Moo.
You’ve found your herd.
Read the full unhinged story →
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“Cutest mug ever! Amazing quality and such a funny design. Will buy again!”
Jana. B
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I got the cups today they are amazing love them
Dot Robindon
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Got a picture put on a mug for a friends and it was amazing she loved it thanku for the great job.
Patsy Mitchell