FIND YOUR FERAL.
Soft on the Outside. Feral Underneath.
Mugs & apparel for the cute-but-chaotic—perfect for those who embrace their wild side.
Are you tired of bland mugs and generic tees that don’t quite capture your unique spirit?
You’ve found your herd.
At Coffee and Moo, we craft humorous coffee mugs and personality apparel in New Zealand for those who run on caffeine, chaos, and a sharp wit. We believe your daily brew and your style should reflect your true self – from our cute mugs to sassy t-shirts, and our unapologetically R18 designs. Each piece is hand-pressed in New Zealand, designed to help you express your mood, loud and proud.
FAN FAVOURITES
The designs everyone swears they bought as a gift (but secretly kept).
Coffee Lover Highland Cow Cute Farm-Core Coffee Mug
Utterly adorable: This Highland Cow mug brings pure farm-core charm to your daily coffee.
Funny Aunticorn Unicorn Mug – Gift for Aunt
Unleash her inner magic (and a good laugh) with this funny Aunticorn mug – the perfect gift for your favourite aunt!
Beanie Sloth with Coffee & Phone Mug
Your spirit animal for slow mornings: This beanie sloth mug perfectly gets the coffee + phone vibe.
Back the F Up Sparkle Tits Mug – Funny Unicorn Coffee Mug
Sparkle with attitude: This funny unicorn mug tells it like it is, with zero filter and maximum sass.
CHOOSE YOUR CHAOS
Cute & Cozy Gifts
Snuggle up with a smile. Our cute and cozy collection brings warmth and whimsy to your everyday. Perfect for slow mornings, comfy evenings, and those who love to feel good, inside and out.
Cheeky & Sassy Gifts
Sweet Smile. Sharp Tongue. Playful one-liners, bold energy and mugs with main-character confidence. Perfect for the friend who says what everyone else won’t.
After Dark Gifts
For the slightly cheeky side…
Adults Only Mugs.
No Apologies. Spicy humour, bold jokes and “don’t open this at work” energy. Cheeky — Not safe for the milking shed.
Cow Lover Gifts
Where Coffee Meets Country. Highland cows, farm charm and rustic coziness — it's the very heart of Coffee & Moo, bringing you designs that are warm, wholesome, and just a little bit wild.
Funny & Relatable GIFTS
Laugh Loud. Sip Proud. Repeat. Bold humour, sarcastic chaos, and mugs that say what everyone else is thinking. Perfect for people who cope with caffeine and comedy.
Giftable Gifts
Because Basic Gifts Are Boring. Personal, playful and guaranteed-to-get-a-reaction mugs for birthdays, workmates, parents, besties and “I saw this and thought of you” moments.
Seasonal & Holiday Gifts
Festive. Slightly Unhinged. Memorable. Christmas chaos, Valentine sass, Easter sweetness and seasonal sarcasm — mugs made for moments that deserve personality.
Kiwiana/NZ Vibes Gifts
Proudly Kiwi Mugs. Slightly Feral. Classic NZ humour, rural charm and designs that feel like home — whether you’re gifting local or sending a little slice of Aotearoa overseas.
🚚 Fast NZ Shipping - Reliable Australia Delivery
🎨 Curated With Love by a Kiwi Mum. (aka your Feral Farm Girl)
WELCOME TO COFFEE AND MOO
"Your home for unique and humorous coffee mugs and personality apparel, featuring cute, cozy, cheeky, and After Dark (R18) designs — all created to match your mood (and your morning brew).
We’re a small NZ business crafting high-quality printed mugs and graphic tees that make the perfect gift for friends, family… or yourself.
Whether you love funny mugs or t-shirts, Highland cow designs, aesthetic styles, rude statements or personalised-style creations, you’ll find your new favourite here.
Discover the cutest designs NZ shoppers adore, with every piece printed and hand-pressed right here in New Zealand."
WHY CHOOSE COFFEE AND MOO:
More than a product — it’s a mood.
Personality-Driven Design: Every mug and tee is made to match a mood, a moment, or your whole energy.
Cozy Kiwi Craftsmanship: Each design is printed and pressed in NZ with high-quality ceramic mugs and soft cotton apparel.
Smiles First, Always: If your Coffee & Moo design doesn’t spark joy, laughter, or a little chaos… what’s the point?
Safe, Inclusive Vibes: Cute, cozy, cheeky, and yes — the playful R18 side too (always adult, never nasty).
OUR STORY
Powered by Caffeine & Cow Energy
"Coffee & Moo began with too much coffee, a cow obsession, and one dairy farmer husband who said, 'Do what makes you happy.' Soon, hand-pressed mugs were flying out the door, packed with personality.
But feral farm girl Doreen couldn't contain her energy to ceramic mugs alone. Now, the same personality-packed, cow-powered, slightly feral designs live on graphic tees and mugs.
If you’re cute, chaotic, cow-obsessed, or laugh at things you probably shouldn’t… welcome to Coffee & Moo. You’ve found your herd."
