Funny mugs, tees & tumblers. Printed & Pressed in NZ.

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FERAL.

The stuff that makes you say “that's SO me” — or immediately think of that one friend who absolutely should not be encouraged.

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Some like it cute. Some like it cheeky. Others have absolutely no filter.

Whatever your kind of chaos, boring isn't really our thing.

A white ceramic mug with a red interior and red handle, featuring a cartoon angry unicorn with a rainbow mane and bold black text that reads, 'Back the FUCK up SPARKLE TITS Today is NOT the Day I WILL SHANK YOU WITH MY HORN.'. from coffee and moo nz.

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Sweary, sarcastic and completely inappropriate. You've been warned.

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From cute & quirky designs to completely unhinged.

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Family-run in rural New Zealand. Printed and Pressed in NZ

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Gifts that make you think, “That's SO them.”

WHAT'S YOUR THING?

while mug with a pink handle and inner with a graphic on it that features a skull with one half showing a starry night sky with a crescent moon and a skeleton holding a coffee, accompanied by the text 'DOES THIS Coffee MAKE ME LOOK alive?'.

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Male wearing a navy blue graphic T-shirt featuring a colorful cartoon sloth wearing an orange knit beanie, green headphones, while holding a red phone and grey controller. Grab your tee from Coffee and Moo NZ.

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ALL TUMBLERS

KIDS APPAREL - THE CALVES

HOW FERAL ARE WE FEELING?

A white ceramic coffee mug with a black handle and black interior, featuring a cartoon rainbow unicorn and the text 'INHALE THE GOOD SHIT, EXHALE THE BULLSHIT.' on a white background. Purchase from Coffee and Moo NZ.

FERAL

A white graphic t-shirt featuring cartoon vegetables and the text 'ANYTHING CAN BE A DILDO, IF YOU'RE BRAVE ENOUGH', styled flat-lay with blue jeans on a white background. Gra your tee from Coffee and Moo NZ.

R18

A white ceramic mug with a bright red handle and interior, featuring the text 'FUCK YOU' printed on the front in black and white block lettering with a small flower graphic. From Coffee and Moo NZ

SWEARY

short-sleeve graphic T-shirt laid flat with blue jeans partially visible underneath. The shirt has a large front graphic reading 'Fuck Your Feelings' in red and black, with a hand raised in the middle-finger gesture and circular line art.

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A white graphic t-shirt featuring a cartoon design of three cows and the text 'Let me check my GIVEASHITMETER Nope, nothing.' styled flat-lay next to a pair of blue jeans on a white background. Grab your from Coffee and Moo NZ.

Giveashitmeter Sarcastic Cow Graphic Tee

A white ceramic coffee mug with a black and red graphic design on the front. The design features a skeleton hand making a middle finger gesture inside a circular frame with the text 'Fuck YOUR FEELINGS' in stylized red and black lettering. Purchase from Coffee and Moo NZ.

Fuck Your Feelings Skeleton Hand Coffee Mug

A grey short-sleeve t-shirt with a graphic of a black and white cat and the text 'THE FUCK YOU LOOKING AT?' printed on the front, styled flat-lay next to a pair of dark blue jeans on a white background. Grab your feral tee from Coffee and Moo NZ.

The Fuck You Looking At Cat Tee

Don't Be a Cuntasaurus Funny Dinosaur Coffee Mug

Giveashitmeter Sarcastic Cow Graphic Tee

Fuck Your Feelings Skeleton Hand Coffee Mug

The Fuck You Looking At Cat Tee

Don't Be a Cuntasaurus Funny Dinosaur Coffee Mug

Wine Loving Sloth funny coffee mug featuring a sloth wearing a pink beanie and scarf, holding a red heart and glass of wine, from Coffee & Moo.

Wine Loving Sloth Mug

Floral Friesian Cow Tumbler

Just a Girl Who Loves Cows Highland cow tumbler shown in three views, featuring fluffy cows, pink hearts, flowers and funny cow-themed sayings, from Coffee & Moo.

Just a Girl Who Loves Highland Cows Tumbler

A white ceramic mug with a colorful illustration of a sloth wearing a polka dot bandana and holding a loaded-tea drink and a phone, set on a white background. Grab yours from Coffee and Moo NZ.

Summer Sloth Mug

Wine Loving Sloth Mug

Floral Friesian Cow Tumbler

Just a Girl Who Loves Highland Cows Tumbler

Summer Sloth Mug

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OUR STORY

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Coffee & Moo started with two lifelong loves... coffee and cows.

Created by me, Doreen, and encouraged by one very patient dairy farmer husband, it started as a creative outlet and somehow turned into a small New Zealand business for people who like their stuff with a bit more personality.

What started with a few mugs has grown into a whole lot of cheeky designs, plenty of laughs and a pretty awesome little community of people who appreciate the same slightly questionable sense of humour.

Welcome to Coffee & Moo. Things are a little feral around here.

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