Funny mugs, tees & tumblers. Printed & Pressed in NZ.

FIND YOUR KIND OF
FERAL.

The stuff that makes you say “that's SO me” — or immediately think of that one friend who absolutely should not be encouraged.

FIND YOUR FERAL →

IF YOU KNOW, YOU KNOW.

Some like it cute. Some like it cheeky. Others have absolutely no filter.

Whatever your kind of chaos, boring isn't really our thing.

A white ceramic mug with a red interior and red handle, featuring a cartoon angry unicorn with a rainbow mane and bold black text that reads, 'Back the FUCK up SPARKLE TITS Today is NOT the Day I WILL SHANK YOU WITH MY HORN.'. from coffee and moo nz.

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Sweary, sarcastic and completely inappropriate. You've been warned.

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Dispatched within 1–3 business days.

PRODUCTS WITH PERSONALITY

From cute & quirky designs to completely unhinged.

NZ SMALL BUSINESS

Family-run in rural New Zealand. Printed and Pressed in NZ

PERFECT FOR GIFTING

Gifts that make you think, “That's SO them.”

HOW FERAL ARE WE FEELING?

A white ceramic mug featuring a black and white cat illustration and the text 'THE FUCK YOU LOOKING AT?' in a bold black font, set against a plain white background. From Coffee and Moo

FERAL

LOOK WHO’S LOVING COFFEE & MOO

Definitely recommend Coffee and Moo. My purchase arrived quickly and well packed. The cups were a good size, and the owners are super friendly people. Excellent service.

P. RH - Facebook

Absolutely love my tuxedo cat mug, it is the perfect size, great quality, and super funny! Highly recommend.

E. Leigh - Facebook

I would highly recommend Coffee and Moo. The job they did for me was absolutely amazing. It only took overnight for the delivery. The owners are fabulous 👌

M. Chase - Facebook

I would love to recommend Coffee and Moo ive bought stuff off them they do an amazing job and so fast and quick to get there finished products out to people who buy off them highly recommened them to anyone

P. Mitchell - Facebook

Amazing small business! couldn’t recommend more stunning mugs and tumblers 🫶🏻

A. Reid - Facebook

The whole process of purchasing the mug was quick, efficient, and one very happy customer...

D. Dalton - Facebook

The Fuck You Looking At? Cat Mug

Back the Fuck Up Sparkle Tits Unicorn Mug featuring an unimpressed unicorn with a rainbow mane raising its middle fingers, from Coffee and Moo.

Back the Fuck Up Sparkle Tits Mug

A grey short-sleeve t-shirt with a graphic of a black and white cat and the text 'THE FUCK YOU LOOKING AT?' printed on the front, styled flat-lay next to a pair of dark blue jeans on a white background. Grab your feral tee from Coffee and Moo NZ.

The Fuck You Looking At Cat Tee

A white ceramic mug with a humorous graphic that reads 'Let me check my GIVEASHITMETER' above three cartoon cows peeking over a log, and 'Nope, nothing.' below, shown on a plain white background. Grab your cheeky mug from Coffee and Moo NZ.

Giveashitmeter Cow Mug

OUR STORY

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Coffee & Moo started with two lifelong loves... coffee and cows.

Created by me, Doreen, and encouraged by one very patient dairy farmer husband, it started as a creative outlet and somehow turned into a small New Zealand business for people who like their stuff with a bit more personality.

What started with a few mugs has grown into a whole lot of cheeky designs, plenty of laughs and a pretty awesome little community of people who appreciate the same slightly questionable sense of humour.

Welcome to Coffee & Moo. Things are a little feral around here.

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