The Ultimate Office Mood Mug.
For the Monday morning Zoom call where you just can't hide your face, or the coworker who keeps scheduling meetings that could have been an email. Consider this your deskโs official defence mechanism. It serves pure, unbothered attitude before you've even had your coffee. Warning: May cause HR to check in on you. Grab yours before they sell out!

FIND YOUR FERAL.
Home to cheeky mugs, apparel, and gifts for people who like their humour unhinged and their everyday life a little less serious.
โThe Unhinged Collectionโ with โRude mugs + tees for grown-upsโ
CUTE DESIGNS, UNHINGED HUMOUR
We hand-press cheeky mugs and apparel in our New Zealand studio for the filter-free rebels who live for that sweet-but-unhinged vibe. Made specifically for the chronically tired crowd who need to tolerate their morning meetings with a dose of heavy sarcasm, we create the perfect gear for when a standard gift just won't cut it. Whether you are hunting for an aggressively cute Highland cow tee or a graphic mug you absolutely have to hide from Nana, weโve got your chaos covered.
OUR #1 BEST SELLER
The Fuck You Looking At? Cat Mug
โญโญโญโญโญ "Absolutely love my tuxedo cat mug; it is the perfect size, great quality, and super funny! Highly recommend" - ERIN LEE
Want a splash of colour or a bigger size?
Click View Full Details below to view all 8 custom-colour rims and our jumbo 15oz size on the main product page! Otherwise, hit Add to Cart above to instantly grab the classic 11oz White edition.

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COFFEE & MOO COLLECTION
Our signature Coffee & Moo designs for coffee lovers, cow lovers and the slightly feral.

THE CALVES (KIDS)
Fun, comfy apparel made for little legends, country kids and future Herd members.
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OUR STORY
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Coffee & Moo was built on two lifelong loves... coffee and cows.
Created by me, Doreen, and encouraged by one very patient dairy farmer husband, it started as a creative outlet and has grown into a small New Zealand brand celebrating good coffee, country life and a healthy dose of everyday chaos.
From mugs and tumblers to Coffee & Moo merch (and plenty more to come), everything we create is designed for people who feel most at home with a coffee in hand and a slightly feral sense of humour.







































